NORTH MYRTLE BEACH — Once again, the gymnophobic out-of-control Morality Cops of Horry County strike again.
On Monday, the latest in a string of illegal arrests in Horry County was of a 19-year-old man by the out-of-control, gymnophobic Morality Cops of North Myrtle Beach.
It should be noted that Jacob Gore was trespassing and being disorderly, but those two charges should have been the only ones filed here. By also charging him with public nudity, the Morality Police is violating the US Constitution, particularly the 9th, 13th and 14th amendment rights of nudists.
With our nation just cresting $16,000,000,000,000.00 in debt recently, people are asking where we could save money and pay down the debt.
Well, here’s one way to save taxpayer money and pay down the debt: DEFUND rogue law enforcement agencies that arrest people for public nudity. Zero out the funding for agencies like the Myrtle Beach and North Myrtle Beach Police Departments, for starters.
Illegally arresting people for public nudity is the single biggest waste of our taxpayer dollars currently — yes, it is an even bigger waste of our money than the Iraq war, which most people would agree was wasted money.
How many people have a fully naked man with his penis stuck out killed at a shopping mall? In fact, when was the last time a fully naked man ever killed scores of people?
I’ll give you gymnophobic moralists at the Myrtle Beach and North Myrtle Beach Police Departments the answer: ZERO.
How many people have been killed by gun violence in Horry County since May? At least five, by my count. And how many people have been killed by auto accidents in the county? At least ten.
Nudity is NOT the problem. It is the guns, the cars, the criminals and the gymnophobic people who pass laws banning public nudity who are the biggest problems in America right now! People who go out nude in public are NOT criminals, not by a long shot.
In fact, the real criminals are of the following:
1. The people who passed laws banning public nudity.
2. The cops who arrest people for public nudity.
3. The people who profess to be Christians, yet are intolerant of nudists, women, breastfeeding moms and LGBT people.
Those who promote gymnophobia are promoting rape culture. Those who support banning public nudity are also promoting rape culture, and are rape enablers.
It is obvious that the Myrtle Beach and North Myrtle Beach police have way too much time on their hands. It is time for Congress to rein in these rogue law enforcement agencies, as well as all others, who arrest people for public nudity by ending taxpayer funding for their war on nudists.