RIP Society: Microsoft shamefully decides to sell Android phones, making themselves the embarrassment of the tech world

by jovan1984

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Redmond, Wash. — Microsoft has officially become the biggest worldwide embarrassment in the tech world.

That’s because they have announced that they will be selling Android phones for the first time since 2013, when they sold Nokia’s X line worldwide.

The phones are Samsung’s Galaxy S8 and S8 Plus, the first Samsung phones since the Note 7 catastrophe, per Neowin.

And what’s worse? GSMArena reports, a lot. It’s so bad that these “Microsoft Edition” phones will set the record for bloat.

But what if we told you that there’s a special edition Galaxy S8 out there that has no less than three assistants built-in, all eagerly anticipating your commands? This isn’t a dream, it’s reality. It’s called Galaxy S8 Microsoft Edition, and you can pre-order one from Microsoft’s brick-and-mortar stores in the US.

Yea. Microsoft may as well start selling Playstation 4s, Nintendo Switches, MacBooks and Chromebooks, since all of these products are clearly superior to the Xbox and Windows PCs – and the Redmond giant is now selling phones with enemy software inside.

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