Sexist principal (finally) leaving Williston-Elko

by jovan1984

Head Football Coach Dwayne Garrick is not the only one leaving Williston-Elko High.  Turns out, Dr. Brian Newsome is too.  Dr. Newsome’s departure is actually good news, since he was the bonehead who thought it would be a genius idea to ban the Blue Devil cheerleaders from wearing their uniforms to school because men and boys couldn’t control their fucking boners.  Before Dr. Newsome leaves to go to Orangeburg Prep, he needs to really read what AMP (Amelia McDonell-Parry) wrote when Yoga Pants-gate started. [The People-Sentinel]

And speaking of slut-shaming women and girls: an idiot professor lowered a college student’s grades because she is a stripper. [The Frisky]

Some sexist tech dude battered and fried his girlfriend by hitting her 117 times.  Can you guess how much time in jail he got?  It will enrage you. [The Frisky’s Lady News]

Buckwild has apparently come back from the dead.  This time, though, it will be headed way too far away from me to even think of the cast, in Sarah Palin’s hometown of Wasilla, Alaska.  I only wish I had the chance to know Cara Parrish in person. [Jessica Wakeman]

Leash law violations are no longer fatal to only humans: it’s fatal to other animals.  A dog died at the hands of two put bulls in Augusta, Ga., not even a week after a boy was run over and killed while trying to flee from a dangerous dog that resulted in its owner being charged and possibly facing murder charges. [WJBF-DT News Channel 6]

A bedtime self-photo showdown?  Say what? [Winona Dimeo-Ediger]

And this writer learned some valuable lessons dating men with substance abuse problems. [Amanda Chatel]